Looking forward to 2017? Yeah, me neither. But at the very least we need to pull each other up and do the damn thing, so I take some time to talk about what I'm gonna be working towards this year. "Fix all shortcomings" and "topple the establishment" are implied, so these are like the runners-up.
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