I describe my experience with Moana in a crowded theater and the apparent dissolution of all known laws of etiquette therein (also there's a bit about that crab?) and how apparently Batman is supposed to be enjoyable? 2016 is really some kind of backwards world, you guys.
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Schatz Fired's Theme Song is AGeD written by Rand Bellavia and Adam English and performed by Ookla the Mok.